Skypoint Tampa Says Call Cops When Dogs Poop, People Skateboard

The stiff goonies running the Skypoint building in front of Curtis Hixon Park sent this out in an email to all the residents:

"Please call the Tampa Police Department if you see anyone abusing our new park. This would include adults abusing the children's park, skateboarders, vandals and people not picking up after their dogs."

I witness these atrocious acts in Curtis Hixon Park on a daily basis, so in an effort to make myself an even more outstanding citizen of society than I already am, I made the call to TPD to report the pooping I run through while skateboarding in the Park.