I made some more issues of my fake magazine this weekend. The story on these is: One time I picked up this magazine called Juice. All I can remember thinking is, "They should call this Frontside Grind Magazine." So, I started my own magazine, and it's nothing but cover shots of totally epic-gnar frontside grinds.
The Editor is giving quite a boost to Birdman's career by giving him his second cover of Frontside Grind Magazine.
Happy Birthday, Clem. I got you the cover of The Mag.
The Editor is concerned that the number of inside jokes on recent covers might not bode well for circulation numbers and therefore cause investor consternation. Congrats your first cover, Jesse Fritsch. You've come a long way since the Sprite commercial.
On the last two occasions I've been at a bowl session with Paul Zitzer, he's had an awful collision. Paul's another newcomer to The Mag. The Editor hopes it has the same impact on his career that Skate Master Tate did.
Sammy Baca skated barefoot in the Contest this weekend. Wow.
I wish I was funny. Sometimes I try too hard. You'll see if you read here.