Fuck Has Lost Its Impact: Time to Power Up

by Rob Meronek on Saturday, June 23, 2012 7:44 PM

So you’re trying to make an impact using the word fuck.

  • "What the fuck?!"
  • "Let's get the fuck out of here!"

These days, even little kids use fuck. Fuck don't mean shit.

Step your cussing game up with an upgrade from the "f" word to the "c" word and you'll get the attention you're looking for. Simply replace all instances of "fuck" with "cunt" and you're on something:

  • "Cunt yeah!"
  • "Don't cunt with me, bitch."
  • Like Koston: "Cunt yer face" or "#SMMCD"
  • Like DJ Wade: "What's up cuntface?!"
  • "What the cunt!?"

You see? You're welcome.

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