So you’re trying to make an impact using the word fuck.
These days, even little kids use fuck. Fuck don't mean shit.
Step your cussing game up with an upgrade from the "f" word to the "c" word and you'll get the attention you're looking for. Simply replace all instances of "fuck" with "cunt" and you're on something:
You see? You're welcome.
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