Top Words and Phrases at a Nike Meeting

I always learn a new buzzword or two whenever I got to meetings I have with friends that work at big companies. Nike meetings in Portland are ripe with new terms such as "north star." For example, "Direction A is not truly in line with our north star." This time around, I noticed a lot more of certain phrases being used. Here's my breakdown as I remember it. I'm glad there's always plenty of healthy cussing keeping it real in there.

And then there's the word count breakdown showing how much I don't really talk. I just kind of sit there and absorb shit. I'm already looking forward to the next Nike meetings in Portland.