Million Dollar Clothing Company Ideas
Clothing companies come and go, especially in the fickle skateboard industry. Here are a few ideas I offer to make a quick buck, or
even a quick million bucks, before your clothing company takes the next shit. You're welcome.
Tank Bottoms - tank tops are hot again. Imagine a shirt with the bottom portion fashioned into an upside down tank
top almost looking
like a pro wrassler's outfit. Yep, tank bottoms could easily be the new shit. I expect a tank bottom would look pretty sick with a
pair of jongs. Jongs? Yeah, see #2 here:
Jongs - take jean shorts, aka Jorts, one step over the pond to Euroland and you got a denim banana hammock with ass
cheeks on the dangle. It's going to take someone like Jason Dill to bring these over to totally core grassroots skateboarding, which
we all know is the springboard to mainstream. Don't count your millions before they hatch, though.
Cargo Sacks - I don't think anyone has the power to make hip sacks cool, but you can still sell them to that weird cut
of society that
backs cargo pants and shorts. Yep, take an extra pocket and slap it on the outside of a plain old hip sack and goddamn you got
yourself a bonafide clothing gimmick: Cargo sacks! The tourist shops will thank you.
Convertible T-Shirt - you never know when tank tops are cool or not, so how about taking a cue from your traveling
dad's closet. Those
convertible pants he has that unzip at the knee to form instant shorts are one step away from sinking to the lows of wearing sweatpants
in public. Imagine a t-shirt you could unzip the sleeves off for Superman-like transformation into tank top guy, just like those dad
pants, but like, kewl. Straight to the flex
with that, too.