Million Dollar Clothing Company Ideas
by Rob Meronek on Friday, May 18, 2012 10:54 PM
Clothing companies come and go, especially in the fickle skateboard industry. Here are a few ideas I offer to make a quick buck, or even a quick million bucks, before your clothing company takes the next shit. You're welcome.
- Tank Bottoms - tank tops are hot again. Imagine a shirt with the bottom portion fashioned into an upside down tank top almost looking like a pro wrassler's outfit. Yep, tank bottoms could easily be the new shit. I expect a tank bottom would look pretty sick with a pair of jongs. Jongs? Yeah, see #2 here:
- Jongs - take jean shorts, aka Jorts, one step over the pond to Euroland and you got a denim banana hammock with ass cheeks on the dangle. It's going to take someone like Jason Dill to bring these over to totally core grassroots skateboarding, which we all know is the springboard to mainstream. Don't count your millions before they hatch, though.
- Cargo Sacks - I don't think anyone has the power to make hip sacks cool, but you can still sell them to that weird cut of society that backs cargo pants and shorts. Yep, take an extra pocket and slap it on the outside of a plain old hip sack and goddamn you got yourself a bonafide clothing gimmick: Cargo sacks! The tourist shops will thank you.
- Convertible T-Shirt - you never know when tank tops are cool or not, so how about taking a cue from your traveling dad's closet. Those convertible pants he has that unzip at the knee to form instant shorts are one step away from sinking to the lows of wearing sweatpants in public. Imagine a t-shirt you could unzip the sleeves off for Superman-like transformation into tank top guy, just like those dad pants, but like, kewl. Straight to the flex with that, too.
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